Monday, August 5, 2013

My Lesbian Dates!

So I have a most awesome girlfriend...

 

NICE!! Hot and sexy and super sweet (we also have mutual friends who are drawn to cowboy hats)!

And...


she introduced me to and forced me to "date" her lesbian friend...



SUPER NICE!! 

That's me with my lesbian girlfriend in front of some sort of red carpet display advertising an underwear party on Cherry Grove, where lesbians the world over aspire to visit. You see, Cherry Grove is the gay and lesbian mecca! And even for a straight man, the place is fun as hell!  It's also funny as hell when famous comedians get drunk off their ass...

 
 
On cue...that's Wanda Sykes drunk off her ass and wearing a Wonder Woman cape. 
 
So how did my sexy lesbian girlfriend, Joanne, and I end up here?  Simple.  My super awesome, and super sexy, girlfriend, Maureen, encouraged us to meet up and go on our first date in April.  It was a wonderfully super conservative date over an Italian dinner.  Great conversation.  And great conversation.  And since it was a Tuesday night and a work night for me, the conversation unfortunately had to end.  She flew back to Northern California and we both knew that there would be a date #2.  Both because we really enjoyed date #1 and also because our dates slightly entertain and also slightly irk (in a loving way, of course) my non-lesbian girlfriend. 
 
Joanne and I had planned to go out last Tuesday night.  Smartly, she canceled and asked to reschedule.  So we did, and a sushi dinner (at Kotobuki in Hauppauge, NY) was planned for Friday night.  I picked her up at her brother's house and she told him that we'd go out for dinner and a drink afterwards and then she'd be home.  And, technically, that was true. 
 
As we sat down for dinner and downed some effective unfiltered sake, one of us brought up Cherry Grove.  I'd like to think it was her because I'm straight and a straight guy even under sake's influence shouldn't be leading off with Cherry Grove conversations.  Joanne mentioned that it had been years (as a gentleman, there will be no age references that might perturb the two women I'm simultaneously dating) since she had visited Fire Island.  As it was slightly after 7:00pm and neither of us had any time commitments until the following afternoon, we embraced our spontaneity and decided that our after dinner drinks would be downed on Cherry Grove.  Many after dinner drinks.  After dinner drinks at Cherry's, after dinner drinks while watching a Wonder Woman drag show (hello Wanda!) at the Ice Palace and more after dinner drinks back on Cherry's dance floor. 
 
We contemplated staying beyond the final ferry home at 12:40am.  It seemed so rational: drinking till 4:00am, crashing on the beach and then enjoying some delicious breakfast pizza at Cherry's Pizza before catching the 8:00am ferry home, but we decided against that after some quick smart phone research revealed that the Ice Palace was booked for the night - not that the beach during a rainy night wouldn't have been comfortable. 
 
So Joanne will eventually visit NY again and we'll inevitably enjoy date #3.  We'll go out on a Friday or Saturday night to allow for some impromptu multi-day enjoyment.  And in between now and then maybe I'll get engaged.  That's seems like the right thing to do in between lesbian dates. 
 
In all seriousness, Maureen and Joanne are amazing women and are best friends...at least for now :-)

 

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